Shock and Awe

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

claredunnedunne:

clawfoottub:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.

Man it is all about the glühbirne (glowing pear: lightbulb), the luftkissenschiff (air cushion ship: hovercraft), and the Reißverschluss (rising closer: zip).

Nobody can be us

Nobody can be us

httpgangstaaa:

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I need a nap and an orgasm.
An Ancient Proverb, probably (via jordancorin)